LIKE OMG, you have to hear this one.
and i swear this is retribution for what i did to karim & matin at zouk.
so we thought we'd go smoke sheesha since we had with us two virgin sheesha-ers, neng and rina.
we decided on ambrosia, slightly up class.
you know, with the arabic ambience and exotic food (don't let me start on that), carpetted floor and comfy cushions thrown about.
away from the normal sheesha-ing at the sight of the road, making you look druggy and sleezy and all sorts.
(which now, i think is a better choice)
SO, we sheesha-ed and cam whored but little did we know that whilst we were having helluva fun blowing smoke on each others faces, OUR FOOTWEAR WAS GETTING NABBBED DOWNSTAIRS.
here's the deal, you have to leave your footwear by the stairway because of the carpetted flooring on the upper level.
PROBABLY FOR HYGIENE PURPOSES.
(they don't know that preventing hygiene would be costing them)
so when we were about to leave ambrosia, we realised that our footwear was missing!
thing is, the theif didn't steal rina's and neng's footwear but dianna's and mine
and we're all using the same brand of footwear.
(let me remind you, not cheap footwear)
the people at ambrosia had the audacity to ask us to go down to the police station to make a report and come back to get a reimbursement on our footwear.
but go what, barefooted?!
AND THEY DIDN'T FOOT OUR BILL, we ended up paying.
dees and i borrowed neng and rina's footies to make our way down to get the police report done.
THEN THEN THEN, we waited for a cab for like forever and walked blocks down till we spotted a police car.
in footwear that didn't fit us right, we still ran after the police car, two traffic effing lights away.
and only to get rejected but given messy directions to the nearest station.
i say policeman (on patrol) have no sense of directions.
he said a five minute walk, but it was sure as hell wasn't five minutes.
but hey, i like policeman (in the station and not on patrol) because they're super uber friendly!
inbetween the report making, the ambrosia people tried as hard as they could to find replacement slippers for us to get home after.
pretty trail slippers for dianna and awesome mustafa slippers for me.
FASHION DISASTER LAH!
we had this footies to wear to lau pa sat for supper.
reimbursement total: $229.
thank you girls.
thank you boys.
thank you for last night everyone, even though zouk had a killer line and a killer crowd and my phone ran outta battery to reply your birthday wishes.
(i apologise)
and especially to karim&matin (my 2 personal favourites in class), i don't know how many sorry's i'll have to say for you two buggers to forgive me.
(since karim is quite stubborn)
i owe you two boys major, MAJOR.
speaking of MAJOR, my nail broke and what's left is half the nail and the rest of which is skin, and it's stinging.
okay, now i can't go for a manicure.
i have only one picture when there could've been aplenty more, pathetic.
the boyfriend is having a hangover, HAHAHA!
yet another awfully weird conversation with the ashley (buddha).
buddha says:
its FULL MOON TONIGHT
buddha says:
im gonna turn into a weresquirrel
then i tell neng and she says,
charms ; and after all, you're my wonderwall. says:
its hard to believe that he'd say sthg like this.
charms ; and after all, you're my wonderwall. says:
really.
charms ; and after all, you're my wonderwall. says:
hahahaha.
charms ; and after all, you're my wonderwall. says:
given that he's an emo kid.
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neng and i go for a drive.
and in my boot,
baby, i don't know what love is,
maybe i'm a fool.
i just know what i'm feeling,
and it's all because of you.
don't tell me,
i don't know,
i want the truth.
cos' they call it.
we call it,
you call it,
i call it love.
and this is what my classmate said:
'the velvet parked the cheesler'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(the valet parked the chrysler)
i beat myself up for being so thickheaded to stand for your causticity and be blamed for something so stupid.
if it is anything that defines stupid, it would definately be the way you handle situations, like a two year old.
on a more cherry merry note, whilst i was driving tonight, a volvo with a very charming young man stopped beside me at the traffic light.
i had a good ten minute ride home :)
did you know about these phobias?
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
(gwen has this)
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
(faezah has this)
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
(gwen has this)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
(william has this major)
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
(WTH!?)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
(faezah has this major)
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
(gabriel has this)
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
(me)
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
(hayl towards ian)
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
(definately gwen)
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
(yen nee, yen nee)
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
(girls apply)
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
(who does?)
Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.
(sometimes i do, but most of the time, i can't care less)
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
(gabriel, because he is sure as hell isn't going there)
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
(maybe i)
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
(when i'm far from a toilet)
yesternight, we had dinner at the cricket club.
this (refer to picture down south) was my view, pretty pretty.
i had a grilled new york sirloin steak with sauteed mushrooms and potatoes.
looks can be deceiving, it wasn't as appetizing.
i miss their rib eye steak with boiled carrots at the side.
this is my sister and i.
today, pictures will speak louder than words.
charlize theron for j'adore dior.
i'll follow behind and pick her up throw aways.
i will never let you fall
i'll stand up with you forever
i'll be there for you through it all
even if saving you sends me to heaven
(the red jumpsuit apparatus)
tonight, i will shop, eat xiaolongbao/hotandsoursoup, and have beer for supper.
for every other night, i will never win taitee with gabriel.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER WHO THINKS SHE'S THE
VERONICA'S THIRD SISTER!
pictures from the other chai's house for her birthday.
a splitting image, my uncle and my dad.
my sister and her 3698745164482135 cake for the day.
my mat looking cousin, chris and my dad.
(and they're chinese!)
to zouk or not to zouk?
buddha is ashley and fly into my heart & collapse is yours truly.
buddha says:
aw
buddha says:
PAUL IS OUT!!!!
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
i know that
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
you're damn meann
buddha says:
im watching the encore just to live that moment once more
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
you're mean
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
lol.
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
i was watching
buddha says:
haha
buddha says:
they should vote jacintha off
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
HAAHAHHA
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
i know!!!
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
her comments are ___________.
buddha says:
haha
buddha says:
i love joakim's parents
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
HAHAHA
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
WHY
buddha says:
so hyper
buddha says:
haha
buddha says:
i wish my parents were hyper
buddha says:
lol
Fly into my heart & collapse says:
WHAT THE HELL!
"come, come, fly into my palm
and collapse.
oh, oh, suppose you'll never know?"
how's your saturday? (not like i can get an answer from you?)
because initially, my saturdayyyy was about waiting for gab, the sloth, to rise and shine.
but as we all know, it's a fight between getting up late and only to find out at the eleventh hour that he cannot make it.
true enough, both happened today.
so i took "understanding" out of my pocket and waited for other plans.
that's when shorty called and we met for shit-ass beer.
now it's back home to make up for the loss of sleep anddd wait for the supper-er to "balik kampong".
i'm havingggg the worst hiccups ever.
speaking of hiccups, because i don't know it's cause, i went to find out.
other practices that might irritate the diaphragm is eating too much or drinking too much (drunk people hiccup) make you prone to having hiccups.
OKAY LAH, I KNOW I JUST DRANK JUGS OF BEER but i am not drunk.
besides, gulping down a glass of water in an instance and holding your breath, you can pull your tongue hard or become frightened to remedy your hiccup!
"because, she said she love you, love you long time."