i have nothing but complaints about work today.
already, the work is a fudging 12 hours and now i have unreliable and irresponsible colleagues.
colleagues who disappear for smoke break that seems/is forever.
and by forever, i mean an hour.
upon returning, they do not return to where they're positioned but instead disappear to some god forsaken area.
that leaves us girls hungry and waiting to run for lunch or dinner.
calculations again, i take less than half an hour for lunch and skip my dinner break.
i am so glad, she got positioned out to somewhere else where she is giving more of a trouble.
then we have the colleagues who must have dinner in a large group.
they leave their position (the maze) and leave the exhibition empty.
so i fill in for them for the longest time.
be reminded it is a maze, so you know exactly how many walk throughs i do.
i even got so bored, i decided to count the number of hello kitties on a certant exhibit.
yes, 2518 hello bloody kitties.
imagine spending 12 hours for ten days (i'll do the calculation for you, 120 hours) with hello kitty & friends and fans.
worst, they put a certain hello kitty song on replay and i did some calculation on the number of times i would hear it for the next ten days, 2400+ times.
there is no break inbetween the looping and it'll just go on from 10am right to knock off.
it is so loud, i bet there're woofers.
i hear it running in my dreams, it's disastrous.
then again, why am i complaining?
i chose the pathway to this.
so i should shut up and enjoy the company of the rest who make the job much more worthwhile.
this is the reason i haven't been around much.
1. i know it's hello kitty.
2. i can imagine the look on your faces thinking about the connection between hello kitty and i.
3. i see hello kitty from 10am-10pm for ten days.
4. hello kitty's become an everyday affair and i'm missing my closest.
5. on the back of my working tee, there is a hello kitty.
6. i still want the hello kitty tee from newurbanmale.
7. shoot me, but i'm contemplating whether to buy a classic hello kitty mobile strap or the limited gold one.
8. let's try to appreciate hello kitty, NOT.
9. i keep saying hello kitty.
10. i've a few hello kitty trivia questions that will make you laugh your whiskers off.
where does hello kitty's name come from?
a) inspired by the kitten that appeared in "through the looking glass" that was called kitty
b) kitty means kitten
c) hello kitty's mother likes this name
d) hello kitty kept shouting "hello" when she was born (OMGWTF!?)
what does hello kitty love to do every night before she sleeps?
a) listening to mom's story telling
b) eat cookies
c) do exercise
d) listen to mom's singing
(SINCE WHEN DID SHE HAVE A MOTHER?)
why is cinnamoroll called cinnamoroll?
a) his mother was eating cinnamon-roll when she gave birth (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
b) his tail is like a cinnamon-roll
c) puppies in japan love to eat cinnamon-roll (another wtf!)
d) when he fell from the sky, he dropped into a cafe which sold cinnamon-rolls
(LIKE SERIOUSLY?)
how many whiskers does hello kitty have?
a) 3
b) 4
c) 5
d) 6
what does hello kitty say once she picks up the phone?
a) kitty speaking
b) good morning
c) hello
d) mushi mushi
(THE BLOODY CAT DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH!)
what is the relationship between hello kitty and dear daniel?
a) couple
b) lovers
c) friends
d) more than a friend, but not lovers
(THEY ARE FUCK BUDDIES!)
what does hello kitty do after brushing her teeth every morning?
a) set her hair (SHE HAS HAIR?)
b) brush her whiskers (LIKE WHAT, 6 WHISKERS IN TOTAL?)
c) tie her ribbon
d) wash her face (WITH SK2 AH?)
(I REPEAT, THE CAT DOES NOT HAVE A GOD DAMN MOUTH!)
and to think it's in the questionaire given out at the exhibition.
THANK GOD FOR ASHLEY.
seriously, you're a bundle of joy.
i find it ironic.
Application Form for joining Secret Society Gang
Since the IR has been approved, the underworld is looking for recruits.
This one - CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY, a Geylang-based organization for youth, is now recruiting members to fulfill a tender they are submitting to the new casi? Sorry, sorry, integrated resort.
Please fill in the form below and mail to:
Mr. Chao Ah Beng
Membership Officer
Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society
69 Geylang Lorong 69
Singapore 696969
Reference code: chapsartiam.com
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN CHAP SAR TIAM SECRET SOCIETY
1. NRIC No.: _________________
2. Surname: __________________
3. First name: (please X)
[ ] Johnson
[ ] Benson
[ ] Samson
[ ] Hamson
[ ] Janson
[ ] Other: _________________ (if not ending in "son"? please explain why)
4. Chinese Name: Ah __________(if not beginning with Ah, please explain why)
5. Age: [ ] Under 35 [ ] Lau Beng
6. Sex: [ ] M [ ] F [ ] at Geylang
7. Length of Last Fingernail: ________ (cm)
8. Ability to squat for:
[ ] 1 hour
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] more than 2 hours (wah, steady!)
9. Hairstyle:
[ ] Spiky
[ ] Dyed with streaks of blonde
[ ] Dyed with streaks of red
[ ] Two strands dangling in front of eyes
[ ] Kana mop like that
[ ] Perm (please state which saloon in JB you went)____________________
10. Tattoo of:
[ ] Tiger
[ ] Dragon
[ ] Snake
[ ] Eagle
[ ] Hello Kitty
11. Work experience: (please X all that apply)
[ ] KTV Lounge Bouncer
[ ] Snooker Hall Attendant
[ ] Unlicensed Contractor
[ ] Freelance debt collector
[ ] Unlicensed bookie
[ ] Dispute Resolution and Settlement Professional
[ ] Unemployed
12. Spouse's Name: _________________________
2nd Spouse's Name:_________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: (the one in Batam, that one) _________________________
Lover's Name: _________________________
2nd Lover's Name: (Lorong 69, that pooi-pooi one) ________________________
13. Number of children living in household: ____
Number of children living in foster care: ____
Number of children that are actually yours:____
14. Mother's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
15. Father's Name: _________________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
16. Education: (Circle how many years it took you to finish primary school) 8 9 10 11 12
17. Ability to swear: (please X all that apply)
[ ] Hokkien [ ] English [ ] Malay [ ] Tamil [ ] Cantonese [ ] rude hand gestures
18. Service performed in previous secret society:
[ ] Leadership/Tua Tao
[ ] Junior management/Suay Tao
[ ] Physical activities/Hooting
[ ] Dispute Resolution and settlement/Cham Siong
[ ] Lookout/Kuah Chui
With your application, please also enclose sample of blood (need not be your own).
GO APPLY.
because i have nothing blog-worthy today, i'll give you a good song that comes with a good video.
goodnight jeepers creepers.
due to my inability to sleep last night, i decided to order 'house of harmony' (a 3 hour movie) on demand television.
i'd give it 4 stars because.
you've got fann wong, maggie q and a few familiar faces.
i left a trailer so you would think twice and order it for only a whopping $4.50.
tonight, i will order transamerica.
yesternight, i met (let's give him a name) X.
the conversations we had were so limited, so awkward.
though the limitations and the possibilites of lies tucked under somewhere, i had the words go in one ear and without a doubt, out the other.
maybe it mellowed down a little after an hour and a half.
knowing how naive i am, !@#$%^&*&^%$#@!.
i decided to do some thinking by taking the slowest drive at 645 in the morning to macs.
eggs, sausage, orange juice and thoughts.
but seriously, i think you've grown a tid bit more charming.
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"you must not know about me,
you must not know about me,
i could have another you in a minute,
matter fact he'll be be here in a minute, baby.
you must not know about me,
you must not know about me,
i can have another you by tomorrow,
don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable."
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yester-evening, i brought ashley and neng for dinner.
this was what happened inbetween dinner.
neng: omg! that poor girl fell off her chair and hit her head really hard!
did ya'll hear that loud thud ?
me: ouch. that must have hurt alot.
ashley: wha. that girl's not gg to pass her PSLE.
HA, so i told ashley he must've knocked his head numerous times when he was much younger.
ashley: yeah, quite alot.
me: so how did you fair for PSLE then?
ashley: HAHAHAHA, 238.
alright, i think i need to do some major head banging from now.
i want to photoshop my hair, please?
i hate to say this, but yes, i love chinese songs.
and i especially hate chinese videos because they never seem to be jolly.
it always has to include a break up, a death or some sort.
maybe that's why i glue myself to chinese videos.
makes you all the more emotional and for now, i'm sticking to this video.
specifically neng, rina, sheryl, jol, narene, netty, iylia, leon and everyone else.
you girls/guys really have to take time off from your busy schedule and take 7 minutes to glue yourselves to this one, REALLY.
remember the peekture i posted up in my last entry of leon-boy pulling off bryan boy's pose?
today, that peekture was posted up in bryan boy's typepad.
and iylia, youuu scarred my elbow whilst working your muay thai(?) on me.
bloody rainbows lah, you sat your weight on me and my elbow.
and and and you chipped rina's toenail, with nothing to paint tonight.
you owe us half a toe nail and a little skin for my elbow.
"cause i'm the one that loves you lately.
you and me, we got this great thing."
after a year, i decided to go swimming.
but of course, when the sun went down.
the 3 in 1 superman.
chinese/indian/muslim.
can you see it in him because we girls don't.
yes, the brothers in the sisterhood are absolutelyyy gayy.
bum equpiment briefs.
leon-boy with my gucci.
netty narcissistic.
stupid korek, pretty korek.
literally chai tea.
awwww, we knew you when you looked chubbytubbies.
the pictures from saturday night are as follows.
i want to quote what leon said, but i forgot.
somewhere along that line, it has to do with the five of us being somewhat perfect together?
(i, leon, iylia, rina and neng)
and how we've known each other from our early years of secondary school all the way till today.
today set an example of what life should be like everyday.
i love my girls to the veriest core to where diamonds are.
and boys, i have nothing, NOTHING to say to the both of you.
except, see you next week because life has to go on.
to save money, time and waiting for super late friends,
i cut my fringe on my very own.
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bloody rainbows, i thought it was uneven and my fingers got itchy-itchy-scratchy-scratchy.
so i thought i'd give it a little trim and it got worse.
now, i look like a alien guinea pig.
only worst, gone very wrong.
i am my own guinea pig?
so as usual, i met up with the sisterhood and the brotherhood.
(leon, iylia, nengji, rina and i)
for some reason, i think this is going to be a regular affair.
last night, mother nature was calling and iylia told me to relieve myself at his house playground, and so i did.
I JUST COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER, EVEN THOUGH A CEMETARY WAS A GRASS PATCH OR TWO AWAY.
today, iylia and leon attempted trying to teach me how to play bridge.
it's their second attempt and i haven't absorbed.
the first attempt, i could not concentrate because we sat pretty much at the edge of the sidewalk and the buses were buzzing by, taking my focus away.
the second attempt, i was dozing off and insisted on painting my nails instead.
so the boys gave up on me and iylia lent me his ipod.
i'm home and i've already painted my nails, gold to match my watch.
HAHA.
okay goodnight because i'm attempting to go to the gym tomorrow.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
goodnight neng.
goodnight rina.
goodnight iylia.
goodnight leon.